I knew It Would Take More Than A Fox Network Executive To Kill Off Jack Bauer!!!

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There will be a “Day 9” after all! The previously canceled “24” has been picked up by the TNT Network!!!! How cool is that!

Awesome… Just Awesome!!!!

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The Tiger Woods condom statue will unite the world!

I have a confession….

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After reading this report, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong and there should no longer be any questions about the validity of ANY scientific research that shows that we are causing catastrophic global warming. None. No questions. Teleconnections is real. Stripbark Bristlecone Pines are a perfect temperature proxy. Any statistical method that can show there was no Medieval Warm Period must be used to show it, even if it’s never been used in such fashion. Climate models MUST ALWAYS be trusted. The decline was not hidden, just misplaced. Everything Al Gore says is 100% true and accurate.

Man-Made Global Warming is REAL people!

We Are Killing The Planet!

There is NO DOUBT!

Don’t question anything!

The Science IS Settled!!!!!!

… Oh, and I drink my urine. It’s healthy.

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Yeah, my head is pounding, hangover won’t quit, and I can’t believe I made it with a sex doll. But still, it’s not as embarrassing as being a writer for the latest season of 24!