New Song… Whiskey Dick Blues!

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Inspired by a facebook conversation between my friends and wonderful musicians Mike Whitten and Pieter Moredyk. Yeah, it’s a blues thing, and yeah… It’s kind of naughty!

“””Couldn’t get it up this morning
To keep my woman satisfied
Couldn’t get it up this morning
To keep my woman satisfied
That juice last night it zapped me
Laid low my fleshy pride

My girl well she’s a beauty
But the whiskey’s done weighed me down
My girl well she’s a beauty
But the whiskey’s done weighed me down
Now my junction it won’t function
And take my girlfriend for a ride.

Now my girl she’s gone and left me
Found a rigid young thing
Now my girl she’s gone and left me
Found some rigid young thing
And now I do remember
The reason why I gotta drink

So here’s to my friend Whiskey
You know she’ll never let me down
So here’s to my girl Whiskey
You know she’ll never let me down
Cause unless I run out of money
I know she’ll always be around!”””