Music Is Comedy.

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Note that the guys capture the life and death of a band perfectly. But I must note that they did skip the part about naming the band. Here’s how that usually works:

  • Everyone meets at a bar…. OK, well, we’d love to, but Steve’s not yet 21, so we meet at his house (his parents are in Australia or something cool like that).
  • We all get shit-face drunk on Coors Lite,  or stoned on weed or shrooms.
  • We pass a napkin around and write a bunch of potential band names on it.
  • Order a pizza.
  • While ordering the pizza, Wayne, being already pretty wasted, wipes his nose on the napkin, smearing half the potential band names.
  • We read the names still readable on the napkin, and vote on them.
  • Being wasted, we pick the stupidest one on the list, going “Yeah, Love It! That’s F**cking Brilliant!!!” not realizing it’s the stupidest one on the list.
  • We start trying to practice but we’re too smashed, and end up laying around.
  • Meanwhile, Emily, Wayne’s girl, had to pay for the pizza delivery cause we’re musicians, thus, we’re all broke and have not a dime in our pockets (spent it all on booze, drugs, new amps….)
  • Now Emily’s, who’s ticked because she had to use money she was saving for a new purse, brings us the pizza, yells at us something we don’t understand cause we’re lit, and dumps the pizza on the floor.
  • We pick it up and eat it anyway.
  • The next day, we talk and decide that we picked the stupidest name on the list, and don’t want to use it.
  • After three weeks and five different name changes, we realize the stupid name we originally chose is the perfect name of the band after all, and thus we are named Cheerleader Death Squad.

PS. The names have been changed to protect the innocent… except for Emily… cause I don’t like her much!.

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  1. By Tweed, December 24, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

    That story sounds a little familiar. Except replace Steves house with a japanese restaurant and pizza with rice.

  2. By sonicfrog, December 25, 2008 @ 7:06 am

    Yeah, I kinda combined a few incidences, and wrapped them into one.

  • » Repeat Thursday. — April 16, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

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