Stupid Headline Of The Day – ‘Godzilla-like creature’ nabbed in Calif. town

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Let’s see:

Is it 100 feet tall (or of variable height as in the inept Mathew Broderick version)????

No.

Does it have radioactive breath???

No.

Does it walk around a scale model Tokyo and smash the living bejesus out of everything????

Not that we can tell.

Come on guys…. It’s a monitor lizard – an escaped pet.

monitor

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