{"id":1167,"date":"2008-12-24T17:39:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T17:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=1167"},"modified":"2015-06-12T16:24:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T16:24:04","slug":"music-is-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=1167","title":{"rendered":"Music Is Comedy."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Music%20Is%20Comedy.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_Fv9o1glJOQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_Fv9o1glJOQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Note that the guys capture the life and death of a band perfectly. But I must note that they did skip the part about naming the band. Here&#8217;s how that usually works:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Everyone meets at a bar&#8230;. OK, well, we&#8217;d love to, but Steve&#8217;s not yet 21, so we meet at his house (his parents are in Australia or something cool like that).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> We all get shit-face drunk on Coors Lite,\u00a0 or stoned on weed or shrooms.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> We pass a napkin around and write a bunch of potential band names on it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Order a pizza.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> While ordering the pizza, Wayne, being already pretty wasted, wipes his nose on the napkin, smearing half the potential band names.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> We read the names still readable on the napkin, and vote on them.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Being wasted, we pick the stupidest one on the list, going &#8220;Yeah, Love It! That&#8217;s F**cking Brilliant!!!&#8221; not realizing it&#8217;s the stupidest one on the list.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> We start trying to practice but we&#8217;re too smashed, and end up laying around.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Meanwhile, Emily, Wayne&#8217;s girl, had to pay for the pizza delivery cause we&#8217;re musicians, thus, we&#8217;re all broke and have not a dime in our pockets (spent it all on booze, drugs, new amps&#8230;.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Now Emily&#8217;s, who&#8217;s ticked because she had to use money she was saving for a new purse, brings us the pizza, yells at us something we don&#8217;t understand cause we&#8217;re lit, and dumps the pizza on the floor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> We pick it up and eat it anyway.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> The next day, we talk and decide that we picked the stupidest name on the list, and don&#8217;t want to use it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> After three weeks and five different name changes, we realize the stupid name we originally chose is the perfect name of the band after all, and thus we are named <em><strong>Cheerleader Death Squad.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>PS. The names have been changed to protect the innocent&#8230; except for Emily&#8230;  cause I don&#8217;t like her much!.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Music%20Is%20Comedy.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Note that the guys capture the life and death of a band perfectly. But I must note that they did skip the part about naming the band. Here&#8217;s how that usually works: Everyone meets at a bar&#8230;. OK, well, we&#8217;d love to, but Steve&#8217;s not yet 21, so we meet at his house (his parents [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8580,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions\/8580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}