{"id":126,"date":"2005-12-08T10:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T10:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=126"},"modified":"2005-12-08T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T10:22:00","slug":"file-in-the-isnt-technology-great-dept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"File in the &quot;Isn&#039;t Technology Great!&quot; Dept."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"File%20in%20the%20%26quot%3BIsn%26%23039%3Bt%20Technology%20Great%21%26quot%3B%20Dept.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1890\/741\/1600\/usb%20barbie_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1890\/741\/400\/usb%20barbie_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is my best <a href=\"http:\/\/kurlander.blogspot.com\/\">V the K<\/a> impression.<\/p>\n<p>1. Of all the horrible things I did to my sisters Barbie, I could never have done this!!!<\/p>\n<p>2. Barbie! The Ultimate Fembot!!!<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;And my head, I&#8217;d be scratchin&#8217;<br \/>\nWhile my thoughts were busy hatchin&#8217;<br \/>\nIf I only had a brai&#8230;&#8221;  Oh, Hey. That&#8217;s MUCH Better!<\/p>\n<p>4. Barbie. 2.0<\/p>\n<p>5. After all these years, the Lawnmowerman actually gets to go on a real date.<\/p>\n<p>6. Sadly, after she and Ken parted ways, Barbie became totally addicted to the internet.<\/p>\n<p>7. Don&#8217;t call her &#8220;dumb&#8221; anymore!<\/p>\n<p>8. I always suspected Barbie was a Mac girl.<\/p>\n<p>9. Oh, Hey. That&#8217;s MUCH Better!<\/p>\n<p>Hat Tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/technology\/The_top_10_weirdest_USB_drives_ever_\">Digg<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"File%20in%20the%20%26quot%3BIsn%26%23039%3Bt%20Technology%20Great%21%26quot%3B%20Dept.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>This is my best V the K impression. 1. Of all the horrible things I did to my sisters Barbie, I could never have done this!!! 2. Barbie! The Ultimate Fembot!!! 3. &#8220;And my head, I&#8217;d be scratchin&#8217; While my thoughts were busy hatchin&#8217; If I only had a brai&#8230;&#8221; Oh, Hey. That&#8217;s MUCH Better! 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