{"id":212,"date":"2006-07-29T20:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T20:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=212"},"modified":"2013-03-17T16:21:24","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T16:21:24","slug":"cpg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"CPG!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"CPG%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1890\/741\/1600\/cpm%20making%20mistakes.0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1890\/741\/320\/cpm%20making%20mistakes.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Last Show&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The End of an Era (and Error).<\/p>\n<p>And even as I type this, the plot thickens. Tonight is the Reunion \/ Farewell show for my band <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/chrisplaysguitar\">Chris Plays Guitar<\/a>. The original members are getting together for one last hurrah! Patric, the bald guy in the middle is moving to LA tomorrow. Most of the songs we play are his originals, so on his departure, we are calling it a day. I kinda left the band in February, but they never found a permanent bass player, and I still played when we had gigs. So tonight is our swan song at our favorite place to play, our giggin&#8217; home, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hookandladder.com\/\">The Hook and Ladder<\/a>. We were given the freedom to perform with no restrictions, to climb on the bar, to fall off, to set ourselves on fire. We had the run of the place. A band can&#8217;t ask for much more than freedom &#8212; except free beer. We got that too! I made a power point presentation last year about the band for a class project last year. Yes. Chris IS on fire. He burned his knee that night!<\/p>\n<p>CPG accomplished a lot. We recorded two albums. Toured the state. OK, that&#8217;s an exaggeration. We played Chula Visa, Long Beach, Ripon, Tulare&#8230;  Oh, we played at The Pines Resort at the beautiful Bass Lake. When I joined this project almost three years ago, I had by far the most band \/ gig experience of anyone in the band. Not hard since this was the first official band the other guys had ever been in. I got the opportunity to watch them learn and become not only fantastic musicians, but great performers as well. To Pat, Chris, Jason, and Brian &#8211; I thank you all for the fun and helping me continue to grow as a musician.<\/p>\n<p>And now for the Error. For a special treat, me, Chris, and a drummer also named Mike had formed a new band and were going to play a set of Police songs. I have always wanted to do a Police cover band and here was my opportunity. Mike had joined CPG last spring after drummer Bryan left to join the Peace Corps. That didn&#8217;t work out for Bryan. Neither did Mike for CPG. He was in the band for about nine months. His tenure ended when he got kicked out of the band by Pat for skipping out of town the week-end we had booked and advertised a gig. If Mike had a family emergency or something like that, that would have been no problem. But that was not the case. Well, just moments ago, I got a call from Pat. It seems Pat moved Mikes drums a few inches back so that he could set up his guitar rig. This pissed Mike off, and even as I type, Mike is packing up his drums and going home. So the Police cover band come to a swift and unglorious end as Mike pulls a Sting and goes solo! Hey, Wait just one second! I&#8217;m the vocalist \/ bass player a la Sting. I should be the one storming out and breaking up the band!!! Anyway I am not going to vent on Mike; he&#8217;s young. Maybe someday he&#8217;ll mature and not be so quick to leave his fellow bandmates in the lurch. But I will not work with him again. He has the chops to be a fantastic drummer, but not the discipline.<\/p>\n<p>So, in honor of the Police cover band that has&#8230; er, had no name, here is my rewrite of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seeklyrics.com\/lyrics\/The-Police\/Born-In-The-Fifties.html\">&#8220;Born in the Fifties&#8221;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> We were born, born in the Sixties<br \/>\nBorn. Born in the Sixties<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>My Mother cried<br \/>\nwhen Elvis Presley died<br \/>\nshe said it was the CIA<br \/>\nBut I knew better<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Would they dropped the bomb on us<br \/>\nwhile we drank &#8220;Sex On The Beach&#8221;<br \/>\nwe were the class the couldn&#8217;t reach<br \/>\n&#8217;cause we knew better<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We were born, born in the Sixties<br \/>\nBorn. Born in the Sixties<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And we screamed<br \/>\nwhen the Police sang Oh<br \/>\nbut String went solo and broke up the band<br \/>\nOh we should have known better<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We wore parachute pants<br \/>\nand we learned to break-dance<br \/>\nwe found our faith and prayed to Tammy Fay on the TV<br \/>\nOh, we should have known better<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We were born, born in the Sixties<br \/>\nBorn. Born in the Sixties<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We died our hair blond, and dressed like the freaks on MTV<br \/>\nWe stood in line for hours, to watch Jaws, Star Wars, and E.T.<br \/>\nRon and Nancy said &#8220;Just Say NO!&#8221;<br \/>\nto cocaine and angel dust<br \/>\nyou don&#8217;t understand us<br \/>\nwe are not the Walrus<br \/>\nwe ruined the future &#8217;cause we all became teachers!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We were born, born in the Sixties<br \/>\nBorn. Born in the Sixties&#8230;. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"CPG%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Tonight&#8230; The Last Show&#8230; The End of an Era (and Error). And even as I type this, the plot thickens. Tonight is the Reunion \/ Farewell show for my band Chris Plays Guitar. The original members are getting together for one last hurrah! Patric, the bald guy in the middle is moving to LA tomorrow. 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