{"id":2200,"date":"2005-07-22T07:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=74"},"modified":"2005-07-22T07:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T07:17:00","slug":"help-us-name-our-next-album","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=2200","title":{"rendered":"Help Us Name Our Next Album"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Help%20Us%20Name%20Our%20Next%20Album\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/stone\/archives\/Cover2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/stone\/archives\/Cover2.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMy band <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrisplaysguitar.com\/\">Chris Plays Guitar<\/a> is busy working on the new album. We are trying to decide on the title and album cover. One suggesttion has been &#8220;How to Teach a Pussy to Rock and Roll!&#8221;. Take the album pictured here, replace the cow with a cat, and give the cat a guitar, and maybe a &#8220;Chris&#8221; nametag, and there you go. I don&#8217;t like it.. No, I HATE it. But, hey, the concept is probably too straight for me, or it could be that I have no imagination left as I spent it all in my youth. Ah, the things we give up to grow up. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/stone\/archives\/2005\/07\/worstest_album_3.html\">Web Site<\/a> the &#8220;cowlbum&#8221; was lifted from probably won&#8217;t help, but it sure is fun!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/stone\/archives\/Cover3Front.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/stone\/archives\/Cover3Front.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPS. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad the seventies ended and are NEVER coming back.<\/p>\n<p>PPS. I know, they&#8217;ll be back in another 65 years, but I&#8217;ll be pushing daisies by then, so it&#8217;s not my concern&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..and here&#8217;s one for <a>Cory<\/a> and <a>Olie<\/a> and <a>North Dallas Thirty<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/images\/WORST2\/manowar.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cenedella.com\/images\/WORST2\/manowar.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Help%20Us%20Name%20Our%20Next%20Album\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>My band Chris Plays Guitar is busy working on the new album. We are trying to decide on the title and album cover. One suggesttion has been &#8220;How to Teach a Pussy to Rock and Roll!&#8221;. Take the album pictured here, replace the cow with a cat, and give the cat a guitar, and maybe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2200"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}