{"id":2616,"date":"2010-01-06T19:37:56","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T19:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=2616"},"modified":"2010-01-06T19:38:56","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T19:38:56","slug":"best-blogpost-of-the-day-ann-althouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=2616","title":{"rendered":"Best Blogpost Of The Day!  Ann Althouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best%20Blogpost%20Of%20The%20Day%21%20%20Ann%20Althouse\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>You would think I would chose myself over some Wisconsin law professor, but then, I always have had a thing for law professors, and hate myself. Ann <a href=\"http:\/\/althouse.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/buzz-bissinger-tries-to-write-about.html\">is criticizing the clumsy writing style of\u00a0 a Vanity Fair writer<\/a>, who write this\u00a0 about Tiger Woods&#8217; choice of girlfriends \/ mistresses:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tiger\u2019s story has been driven by sex, tons of it, in allegedly all different varieties: threesomes in which he greatly enjoyed girl-on-girl, and mild S&amp;M (featuring hair-pulling and spanking); $60,000 pay-for-sex escort dates; a quickie against the side of a car in a church parking lot; a preference for porn stars and nightclub waitresses, <strong>virtually all of them with lips almost as thick as their very full breasts<\/strong>; drug-bolstered encounters designed to make him even more of a conquistador (Ambien, of all things); immature sex-text messages (\u201cSend me something naughty &#8230; Go to the bathroom and take [a picture],\u201d \u201cI will wear you out &#8230; When was the last time you got [laid]?\u201d); soulful confessions that he got married only for image and was bored with his wife; regular payments of between $5,000 and $10,000 each month to keep his harem quiet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Buzz (yes, that&#8217;s the writerrs name) later writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It was only when his paramours started pouring out of every cupboard like tenement cockroaches that Tiger expressed some sort of awareness that he was in deep shit&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now Ann&#8217;s had enough. That last bit really sticks her Ann&#8217;s craw. She responds:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The most sensible thing for him to do was to keep quiet and request privacy. That wasn&#8217;t arrogant. And about that trite cockroaches simile \u2014 were their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biology-resources.com\/drawing-cockroach-jaws.html\">mandibles<\/a> almost as big as their mesothoraxes?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Classic!<\/p>\n<p>PS. On a related note, I wonder if the advert guys working for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theaxeeffect.com\/\">Axe Body Spray<\/a> are pitching for Tiger to become their new spokesman&#8230;. or is it too soon?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best%20Blogpost%20Of%20The%20Day%21%20%20Ann%20Althouse\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>You would think I would chose myself over some Wisconsin law professor, but then, I always have had a thing for law professors, and hate myself. Ann is criticizing the clumsy writing style of\u00a0 a Vanity Fair writer, who write this\u00a0 about Tiger Woods&#8217; choice of girlfriends \/ mistresses: Tiger\u2019s story has been driven by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2616"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2618,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions\/2618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}