{"id":3055,"date":"2010-03-11T00:27:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T00:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=3055"},"modified":"2010-03-11T00:27:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T00:27:10","slug":"best-zinger-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=3055","title":{"rendered":"Best Zinger Of The Day."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best%20Zinger%20Of%20The%20Day.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>From a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/35802993\/ns\/politics-capitol_hill\/\">news report<\/a> on Congressman Eric Massa&#8217;s groping scandal. He had a history of doing similar thing while in the navy. He is some tidbits reveal by a former shipmate:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Tom lived on upper bunk,&#8221; [former shipmate Peter] Clarke say. &#8220;When you&#8217;re on ship, you&#8217;re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do&#8211;you never crawl up on somebody else&#8217;s bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him.&#8221; Ron Moss also confirmed hearing this story from Maxfield. Maxfield did not return calls and messages left for him&#8211;I&#8217;ll update if he does.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And here comes the zinger!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Massa&#8217;s shipmates didn&#8217;t turn him in for fear that he would retaliate. &#8220;He was a cocky guy, competent, but he saw himself as a future admiral,&#8221; Moss told me. &#8220;<strong>It doesn&#8217;t surprise me he wound up in Congress<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ouch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best%20Zinger%20Of%20The%20Day.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>From a new news report on Congressman Eric Massa&#8217;s groping scandal. He had a history of doing similar thing while in the navy. He is some tidbits reveal by a former shipmate: &#8220;Tom lived on upper bunk,&#8221; [former shipmate Peter] Clarke say. &#8220;When you&#8217;re on ship, you&#8217;re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3056,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}