{"id":324,"date":"2007-04-05T15:59:16","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T15:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=324"},"modified":"2007-04-05T15:59:16","modified_gmt":"2007-04-05T15:59:16","slug":"jason-orel-manager-of-oceanside-dominos-youre-a-freaking-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Nice Hat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Hey%2C%20Nice%20Hat%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>McDonalds has &#8220;Ronald&#8221; &#8212; Yawn!<\/p>\n<p>Burger King has &#8220;The King&#8221; &#8212; Amusing.<\/p>\n<p>Jack-in-the-Box has &#8220;Jack&#8221; &#8212; Pretty funny.<\/p>\n<p>Domino&#8217;s new mascot? &#8220;Dominatrix&#8221;! &#8212; Now THERE&#8217;S a mascot I can get behind!!!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_kKpJRdXfZuA\/RhTAdMa5vyI\/AAAAAAAAAjk\/6kN6v2542D4\/s400\/pizza2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Pizza Hut in Oceanside could never figure out why their delivery sales suddenly dropped off nearly 70% and Domino&#8217;s jumped 300%. Jason Orel, manager of Oceanside Domino&#8217;s, you&#8217;re a freaking genius!<\/p>\n<p>And the best part is, now I don&#8217;t even care if my team loses on Sunday!<\/p>\n<p>Oh,   Hey, maybe Clinton WASN&#8217;T lying when he said he and Monica weren&#8217;t alone because he ordered pizza!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hat Tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/kurlander.blogspot.com\/\">V the K<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Hey%2C%20Nice%20Hat%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>McDonalds has &#8220;Ronald&#8221; &#8212; Yawn! Burger King has &#8220;The King&#8221; &#8212; Amusing. Jack-in-the-Box has &#8220;Jack&#8221; &#8212; Pretty funny. Domino&#8217;s new mascot? &#8220;Dominatrix&#8221;! &#8212; Now THERE&#8217;S a mascot I can get behind!!! The Pizza Hut in Oceanside could never figure out why their delivery sales suddenly dropped off nearly 70% and Domino&#8217;s jumped 300%. Jason Orel, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}