{"id":3464,"date":"2010-06-24T16:27:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T16:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=3464"},"modified":"2010-06-24T16:32:13","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T16:32:13","slug":"the-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=3464","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Talk&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"%22The%20Talk%22\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>From the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talkbass.com\/forum\/showthread.php?t=668845\">Talk Bass<\/a> forum, how a guy who calls himself Bassteban was able to have THAT conversation with his eleven year old boy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It was easy- we were driving, flipping a U-turn when we noticed a couple of dogs going at it right in the street. The following conversation followed:<br \/>\n<strong>Son:<\/strong> Did you see those two dogs?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Yeah- they were makin&#8217; babies. The male dog puts his boy-part into the female dog&#8217;s girl-parts, and leaves some stuff inside her. Then the sperm cells get into the egg, &#038; you know the biological part, right?<br \/>\n<strong>Son:<\/strong> Yeah&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> It&#8217;s pretty much the same for people, except we usually don&#8217;t do it in the middle of the street. Not usually&#8230;  \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Awesome! Of course, the last part, about people not doing it in the street? Well, if this were a drum forum, then all bets would be off!<\/p>\n<p>I never got &#8220;the talk&#8221;. The one thing I do remember concerning being taught about this &#8220;stuff&#8221; was from&#8230;.. religious school. Yep! CCD.<\/p>\n<p>Back in the 70&#8217;s when I was a lad growing up in Texas, I don&#8217;t think the regular schools were allowed to discuss this topic in elementary school, or at least I don&#8217;t remember ever having this lesson. However, when I was ten or eleven, the CCD Sunday school at Mary Immaculate DID show a sex ed video, and I&#8217;ll never forget it. I don&#8217;t know if it was the embarrassment of having to sit and watch this filth in front of the old nun, who, of course, would never have had sex a day in her life, or the fact that the film was produced and distributed by&#8230;.. none other than&#8230; Walt Disney!<\/p>\n<p>Yep!<\/p>\n<p>OK. Mickey and Mini or Goofy and his wife \/ girl friend were not actually in the video, but that didn&#8217;t stop us from imagining that those were the things demonstrating sex up on the screen instead of the faceless, featureless male \/ female things demonstrating sex and point to the naughty bit on screen! It would have been better if they had!<\/p>\n<p>I often wonder if this singular episode was the main reason I didn&#8217;t lose my virginity until I was 19.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"%22The%20Talk%22\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>From the Talk Bass forum, how a guy who calls himself Bassteban was able to have THAT conversation with his eleven year old boy: It was easy- we were driving, flipping a U-turn when we noticed a couple of dogs going at it right in the street. 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