{"id":382,"date":"2007-07-20T15:55:28","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T15:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=382"},"modified":"2007-07-20T15:55:28","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T15:55:28","slug":"youre-a-hooker-jesus-i-forgot-i-just-thought-i-was-doing-great-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"Are you happy with yourself, Ice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Are%20you%20happy%20with%20yourself%2C%20Ice%3F\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_kKpJRdXfZuA\/RpoOvc8StxI\/AAAAAAAABHk\/KJQVbX19Hj4\/s400\/capt.xbej80407071109.china_largest_bathroom_xbej804.jpg\" height=\"261\" width=\"380\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After Iceman dumped her, a shattered and heartbroken Kitty Pride quit the academy and headed to Tijuana to get reacquainted with her strung-out hooker mother, Lioness. Now look what&#8217;s become of her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nailed &#8216;er Good!!! &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure it sucks to be plastered into a wall. But they should just thank their luck stars it isn&#8217;t a garage door!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, this is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he&#8217;s under the influence of red kryptonite!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I mean what else are you gonna do when you&#8217;ve got your heads stuck in a wall. I&#8217;m just glad it wasn&#8217;t #2.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outdoor dining at the new restaurant &#8220;Butters&#8221; is, for obvious reasons, not recommended.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Keeping waitresses on staff at &#8220;Butters&#8221; was not the problem. Getting them to actually do any work, well, that proved to be a bit more difficult.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There really should be a law against this kind of thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We all know the joke about the two bagger&#8230; well, sometimes bags just aren&#8217;t enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One from <a href=\"http:\/\/kurlander.blogspot.com\/\">V the K<\/a>: &#8220;Every Glory Hole is taken. I hate tourist season in Provincetown&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>One from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/13973706685977693484\">The Man<\/a>: &#8220;Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In cooperation with: <a href=\"http:\/\/kurlander.blogspot.com\/\">Caption This!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Uh Oh, There&#8217;s More:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uhm, I think her water broke&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u2122\u00ab She&#8217;s a Brick &#8212; House&#8230;  \u00e2\u2122\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>Patric, that was one HELL of a bachelor party!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u2122\u00ab I turn to stone<br \/>\nWhen you are gone<br \/>\nI turn to stone&#8230;  \u00e2\u2122\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whilst competing for both the assistant position and affections of Mr. Houdini, Ruth and Ida found themselves in a bit of a pickle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow, talk about pathetic! Presented with this opportunity, Jason STILL couldn&#8217;t get laid!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OK. I think I finally hit a brick wall on this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Are%20you%20happy%20with%20yourself%2C%20Ice%3F\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>&#8220;After Iceman dumped her, a shattered and heartbroken Kitty Pride quit the academy and headed to Tijuana to get reacquainted with her strung-out hooker mother, Lioness. Now look what&#8217;s become of her.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!&#8221; &#8220;Nailed &#8216;er Good!!! &#8221; &#8220;Sure it sucks to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}