{"id":8326,"date":"2013-11-21T17:06:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T17:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=8326"},"modified":"2013-11-21T17:18:59","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T17:18:59","slug":"best-car-ad-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/?p=8326","title":{"rendered":"Best&#8230; Car Ad&#8230;&#8230;  EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best...%20Car%20Ad......%20%20EVER%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Not my car&#8230; But MAN! If I had the money,\u00a0 I&#8217;d buy it just because of the ad!<\/p>\n<p>(here&#8217;s the original <a href=\"http:\/\/detroit.craigslist.org\/wyn\/cto\/4204233070.html\">Craiglisting<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-1.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8329\" alt=\"Awesome Sub 1\" src=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-1.png\" width=\"614\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-1.png 614w, https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-1-300x218.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING CAR<br \/>\nLOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAR<br \/>\nIT&#8217;S A 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK<br \/>\nBITCHES LOVE 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACKS (SOURCE: THE BITCHES)<\/p>\n<p>WHAT YOU THINK 2 WHEEL DRIVE IS ENOUGH FOR YOUR COMMUTE?<br \/>\nWHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU&#8217;RE COMMUTING THROUGH AN APOCALYPTIC ZOMBIE HORDE<br \/>\nYOU CAN&#8217;T AFFORD A KEY LOSS OF TRACTION WHEN THE FLESH EATERS ARE BANGING ON YOUR REINFORCED GLASS WINDOWS<br \/>\nGOOD THING THIS SUBARU IS 4 FUCKING WHEEL DRIVE<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-2.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8331\" alt=\"Awesome Sub 2\" src=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-2.png\" width=\"603\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-2.png 603w, https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-2-300x224.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 603px) 100vw, 603px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>THIS CAR ROCKS AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION<br \/>\nSO IT&#8217;S FOR YOU CLASSY FUCKERS TOO BUSY BANGING THE PROM QUEEN TO WORRY ABOUT WORKING THE CLUTCH<\/p>\n<p>OH AND NEWSFLASH FUCKERS<br \/>\nIT&#8217;S WINTER<br \/>\nTHIS IS MICHIGAN, HOMES, IT GETS COLD<br \/>\nNOBODY&#8217;S GOING TO WANT TO MAKE OUT IN A FUCKING NEON WITH BUSTED HEAT<\/p>\n<p>LUCKILY THIS SUBARU HAS HEATED GODDAMNED SEATS SO WHILE YOU&#8217;RE FRENCH KISSING KATE UPTON (kate upton loves subarus) YOU&#8217;LL KEEP BOTH OF YOUR FINE ASSES TOASTY<br \/>\nTHOR DIDN&#8217;T SLAY THE FROST GIANTS OF JOTUNHEIMR FOR YOU TO BE COLD ON THE WAY TO WORK<br \/>\nHE&#8217;D BE ALL LIKE, &#8220;NAY, PURCHASE THIS HORSELESS CHARIOT WITH HEATED SEATES&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-3.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8332\" alt=\"Awesome Sub 3\" src=\"http:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-3.png\" width=\"602\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-3.png 602w, https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Awesome-Sub-3-300x223.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BUT LIKE, THOR HAD GOATS NOT HORSES<br \/>\nBUT YOU&#8217;LL BE ABLE TO DEBATE THE MERITS OF YOUR FAVORITE BEAST OF BURDEN WHILE BLASTING YOUR FAVORITE JAMZ OUT OF THESE UPGRADED SPEAKERS (kate upton loves upgraded speakers)<\/p>\n<p>AND OH YEAH<br \/>\nTHIS BEAST HAS CRUISE CONTROL<br \/>\nTRULY, YOU ARE MASTER OF YOUR OWN DOMAIN<\/p>\n<p>THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS DONE 180,000 MILES AND IS STILL GOING STRONG<br \/>\nI HEAR IF YOU BREAK 200,000 YOU GET TO ENTER YOUR INITIALS IN THE HIGH SCORE SCREEN<br \/>\nSURE IT GOT SOME DAMAGE WHEN I WAS TOKYO DRIFTING WITH VIN DIESEL, BUT THE DAMAGE IS 100% SUPERFICIAL. THE CAR WORKS SO FUCKING GOOD BECAUSE I SPENT A DRAGON&#8217;S HOARD WORTH OF GOLD TO REPLACE THE PARTS<br \/>\nTHE ONLY REASON I&#8217;M GETTING RID OF IT IS BECAUSE I&#8217;M MOVING TO A FAR OFF LAND WHERE PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS A THING<\/p>\n<p>BILL CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT BACK IN 1997 AND HE ABSOLUTELY SLAYED PUSSY<br \/>\nIF YOU BUY THIS 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK YOU WILL TOO<br \/>\nBECAUSE THAT&#8217;S HOW LOGIC WORKS<\/p>\n<p>SO RISE, YOU BADASS NEW GOD, AND CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE INSIDE THIS CAR<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Best...%20Car%20Ad......%20%20EVER%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Not my car&#8230; But MAN! If I had the money,\u00a0 I&#8217;d buy it just because of the ad! (here&#8217;s the original Craiglisting) &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING CAR LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAR IT&#8217;S A 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK BITCHES LOVE 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACKS (SOURCE: THE BITCHES) WHAT YOU THINK 2 WHEEL DRIVE IS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8326"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8326"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8335,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8326\/revisions\/8335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sonicfrog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}