I think there was a serious misunderstanding when they told Ang Lee they wanted him to direct the remake of the “Pissidon Adventure”! After a particularly vigorous work-out this morning, Wang was feeling pretty stiff. Mie always was good at keeping a stiff upper lip. Asian Super-Hero’s have the strangest super powers!!!! Destination – San Francisco! […]
Introducing the new Trojan XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, for the painfully gifted man in your love life! Oh, so THAT’S why Aisans marriages are reported to be among the happiest in the world! Yep, in high school, that’s how all my condoms ended up too!
Hey, at least we know what a love child between Peter Gabriel and Michael Stipe would look like! Remember that song “Mama’s Don’t Let Your Babys Grow Up To Be Cowboys”? Well, if this is the alternative…. I beg of you… Let them! How nature says “Don’t Touch”!
The death of a great boxing career!!!!!
Christmas is over… Hey, the light faeries need to eat too!!!! One for the good people of Carlsbad….. Not being experienced hunters, Rob and friends are going to get a shock when they stick a fork in that thing! ♫ Turn the lights out The part’s over…. ♫
After Paul McCartney snubbed his request, President Obama finally found someone who would sing “Ebony And Ivory” with him. “Now… See… I haven’t lost… the youth vote… It’s… right HERE!”
Throwing stand-up basses – What Rubeus Hagrid does to unwind. [pic from here]
“Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon???”. “Don’t Lase Me Bro!!!!” Even more stunning was the audio playback, in which the contemplative testicle head was heard asking “Hey, did any of my little guys hit their mark?”. From here
“Do you think I went a little heavy on the base???”