Never Make a Promise You Can't Keep – Revised!

In this case its – “Never Make A Promise You Intend To Keep, Especially If It Involves Certain Bodyparts“!!!!!
So I guess I DON’T love sports as much as the next guy!
Hat Tip: Still Angry!
PS. More info in case you’re curious. Favorite detail – “Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters”. So he’s single, huh? Wouldn’t have guesses that!
PPS. Hey Patric! I dare you… No. Double Dog Dare You – to write a song about this!
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