Stupidity On Display… The Conservative Way

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Here is the object of consternation – A Michigan Muslim hottie has won the Miss USA Pageant, beating out a more conservative contestant.  This of course has to be some sort of conspiracy. Here are some Conservative who are hyperventilating:

Michell Malkin:

She nearly tripped over her gown.

She called birth control a “controlled substance.”

Does this woman know what a “controlled substance” is?

More importantly: Does she even comprehend the concept of insurance? The purpose of insurance isn’t to cover every last medical expense.

She argued that contraceptives should be covered by health insurers because they are “expensive” — and then said you could get them for “free” from your OB/GYN’s office.

(hint to Michelle – Beauty pageants ARE NOT judged on brains)

Daniel Pipes:

They are all attractive, but this surprising frequency of Muslims winning beauty pageants makes me suspect an odd form of affirmative action.

Here are a few examples he notes:

Juliette Boubaaya, 19, was Mlle Picardie in 2009.

Uhm, where? (it has something to do with the French)

Nora Ali was America’s Junior Miss in 2007.

Oh No… Not Junior Miss. Man, the Isluminati have reached their treacherous hands out to our youth!

Hammasa Kohistani, 19, was Miss England in 2006.

Here is her picture.

OK. I’m gay, and happily so. But look at her! Look at that coy little come hither smile! She’s Freaking Hot!!!!! Is it wrong for me to say I’d go for that?

(sarcasm) Wow. “Surprising Frequency”! That certainly is a rash of wins for Muslims. (/sarcasm)

If the five examples he lists were all in the last year, (or they were all major contests for that matter), he might have a point. But, with the exception of Miss USA, there are no others from this year, and the others are chronologically spread out over a six year period. If you count all the beauty contests in the world, this hardly equals a trend. Note there isn’t one listed in 2008. I guess the Muslim Illuminati, the Isluminati mentioned above, just didn’t have Alla’s blessing to do any pageant electioneering in that year. Either that, or they didn’t set up a beauty win, as they were busy trying to help Obama, the prettiest Muslim of them all, get elected.

Debbie Shlussel’s histrionics is especially fun.

Dhimmi Donald Trump simply didn’t have the guts to demand that Fakih denounce the Islamic group Hezbollah, whose martyrs and top terrorists are Fakih family members.  It doesn’t matter to the Donald that this is the terrorist group that murdered more Americans than any other after Al-Qaeda, and probably more, when you count its joint ventures with Hezbollah.

Follow her links, they’re a riot. I haven’t yet seen any comments by Rush or Hannity or Beck, but I can’t believe they would skip out on this. And I’m sure they will be just as animated.

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This whole “controversey” is stupid and contrived. It’s more of the same “Look at me! I’m A Conservative – I’m a Victim” that we get from too many supposed Conservative “thinkers” these days. It’s lame.

Now. Conservatives, gather around.

Repeat after me…..

“It’s just a stupid Beauty Pageant”

Again:

“It’s just a stupid Beauty Pageant”

One more time:

“It’s just a stupid Beauty Pageant”

There. Now get over it.

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