The Devil Made Me Do It!!!…

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…or in this case, made him do it.

This post would be filed in the “Bad Parenting” category, if I had one. The “Him” is 19 year old Joshua Royce Mauldin, the “It” is putting his 2 month old baby someplace where baby’s definitely should not go. Eva Mauldin, Evil Josh’s wife and mother of said baby, says he did it because the devil disapproved of Joshua’s efforts to become a preacher.

“Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat,” Eva Mauldin exclaimed. “He would never do anything to hurt her. He loves her,” she said. “When she cries he is the one who comforts her. When she is sick, he is the one that takes her to the doctor.

And when she’s healthy, he takes her to Dr. Amana. Yes, that’s right, he put the baby in the MICROWAVE!

“He would never do anything to hurt her”.

????

HE TURNED IT ON!!! I’m sure that probably hurt!!!!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “she has a baby in the oven”.

PS. This kind of thing happens more often than I thought. How long do you think it will take before a lawsuit forces microwave manufacturers to slap a warning label on the ovens noting that it is unsafe to put babies in the device.

PPS. Eva Marie says: “When she cries he is the one who comforts her. When she is sick, he is the one that takes her to the doctor.“ First, what’s up with the biblical names? OK, Eva may not be in the bible, but it’s close enough to “Eve” to count. And if the good hubby is the one who comforts her when the baby cries and rushes her off to the doc every time she sneezes, then what the hell is the good Eva doing as a mom? She sounds like she’s pretty much not doing much to raise the kid. But she is on MySpace trying to prove her husband is not demonspawn. But isn’t MySpace a forum for the devil, just like AC/DC is devils music??? So, I wonder, who is really possessed here! Here is the MySpace site she is calling Joshua Is Not A Monster.

Just Kidding. That’s not the site. This is. But it’s not accessible. Hmmmmm. Wonder if the Beelzebub is doing a little site blocking. I mean, really, if he can compel a budding preacher to make some Jiffy Pop Baby, then the master of menace could certainly keep Mrs. Eva from exposing the truth by blocking a simple juvenile web portal.

PPPS. Here is someone with even better “Beattitudes” on this event than ma. Enjoy.

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