Are you happy with yourself, Ice?

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“After Iceman dumped her, a shattered and heartbroken Kitty Pride quit the academy and headed to Tijuana to get reacquainted with her strung-out hooker mother, Lioness. Now look what’s become of her.”

“You’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!”

“Nailed ‘er Good!!! ”

“Sure it sucks to be plastered into a wall. But they should just thank their luck stars it isn’t a garage door!!!”

“Look, this is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he’s under the influence of red kryptonite!”

“Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I mean what else are you gonna do when you’ve got your heads stuck in a wall. I’m just glad it wasn’t #2.”

“Outdoor dining at the new restaurant “Butters” is, for obvious reasons, not recommended.”

“Keeping waitresses on staff at “Butters” was not the problem. Getting them to actually do any work, well, that proved to be a bit more difficult.”

“Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.”

“There really should be a law against this kind of thing.”

“We all know the joke about the two bagger… well, sometimes bags just aren’t enough.”

One from V the K: “Every Glory Hole is taken. I hate tourist season in Provincetown”.

One from The Man: “Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled”.

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“Uhm, I think her water broke…”

♫ She’s a Brick — House… ♫

Patric, that was one HELL of a bachelor party!”

♫ I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone… ♫

“Whilst competing for both the assistant position and affections of Mr. Houdini, Ruth and Ida found themselves in a bit of a pickle.”

“Wow, talk about pathetic! Presented with this opportunity, Jason STILL couldn’t get laid!!!”

OK. I think I finally hit a brick wall on this one.

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