Stupid Headline Of The Day – ‘Godzilla-like creature’ nabbed in Calif. town
Let’s see:
Is it 100 feet tall (or of variable height as in the inept Mathew Broderick version)????
No.
Does it have radioactive breath???
No.
Does it walk around a scale model Tokyo and smash the living bejesus out of everything????
Not that we can tell.
Come on guys…. It’s a monitor lizard – an escaped pet.

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