Man Arrested For… Uhm….
Well, he didn’t help his case when he said he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses.
To be fair, he had just moved from Enumclaw. What he did isn’t even considered to be “first base” there!
– or, an old favorite lyrical distortion by my dad –
3 Comments to “Man Arrested For… Uhm….”
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By Jeff Alberts, March 10, 2011 @ 3:14 am
Enumclaw still comes up as a joke out here in Western Washington every once in a while. And within the last year or so there was another “pay for sex with animals” farm up in Sumas, near the Canadian border.
Must be something in the water. Good thing I only drink Root Beer 😉
By Sonicfrog, March 11, 2011 @ 12:10 am
How do you know it’s not something in the root beer????
By Jeff Alberts, March 11, 2011 @ 4:54 am
Cuz I haven’t been arrested 😉