Hey, Nice Hat!
McDonalds has “Ronald” — Yawn!
Burger King has “The King” — Amusing.
Jack-in-the-Box has “Jack” — Pretty funny.
Domino’s new mascot? “Dominatrix”! — Now THERE’S a mascot I can get behind!!!
The Pizza Hut in Oceanside could never figure out why their delivery sales suddenly dropped off nearly 70% and Domino’s jumped 300%. Jason Orel, manager of Oceanside Domino’s, you’re a freaking genius!
And the best part is, now I don’t even care if my team loses on Sunday!
Oh, Hey, maybe Clinton WASN’T lying when he said he and Monica weren’t alone because he ordered pizza!!!
Hat Tip: V the K.