Climategate / Dopenhagen / Obama… Who’s To Blame???

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Surprise! Party!
Yeah, we just thought we’d drop in!
Where’s your icebox?
Where’s the punch?
Eww, house-a-tosis!

Who’s to blame when parties really get out of hand?
Who’s to blame when they get poorly planned?

Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess
Ya know sometimes they’ll even ruin your wife’s dress
Crashers gettin’ bombed. (Who’s to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?

What can you do to save a party?
Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment
Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile? (Wooooh!)
Who turned out the lights? (Wooooh!)

Bombed, crashers gettin’ bombed
Crasher’s gettin’ bombed, bombed, bombed, bombed, well who’s to blame?

Who’s to blame when situations degenerate?
Disgusting things you’d never anticipate

People get sick, they play the wrong games
Ya know, it can ruin your name!
Crashers gettin’ bombed. (Who’s to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?

It shouldn’t be difficult!
Try not to condemn!
O.K. who ordered pizza?
I’ll be tactful when making the rounds
Be tactful when making the rounds
and maybe you can save a party….

Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!
Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!

You know the world is coming to end when the B52’s can be seen as prescient!

But it gets better. Let me explain.

The world is in a weird place right now. So much confusion. So many questions.  Ever since the CRU e-mails and code made their way onto the internet, the climate science / global warming cabal has found itself in a funk, and it’s ruining their little party! They want answers dammit! Some are now blaming the Russians for the hacking. I have another theory, and it’s a good one!


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Dopenhagen Begins!!!……

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With 1,200 limo’s, many driven from Germany and Switzerland, 140 private planes, caviar wedges, and about 41,000 tons of CO2 emitted into the atmosphere – Great record of achievement so far. Then there’s the free sex, provided by the prostitutes to anyone sporting a climate summit pass (watch for counterfeits ladies… and gents for the few who swing in that direction). They claim that the CO2 spewed from the occasional human sexual collisions is carbon neutral, but after seeing this about the EPA’s new edict to regulate CO2….. I’m not so sure.

Image stolen from:  WUWT!

PS. I haven’t seen anyone else use the term “Dopenhagen”. I own it!!!!!